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In this episode of "No.1 Praise", it's the second half of their delusional house date project!
Hayashi is about to drop Morita at his own house!
Okay, let's open up the ninth one!
It's a life-threatening situation.
Start!
Also, it's Morita vs. No.1 rock band battle!
I wanna go home!
This is...
Morita is so happy that something happens!
Alright!
This is awesome!
I wanna go home!
What will happen?
First of all, Morita will have a second-hand experience of their ideal date!
What will you do after this?
During the date, there is a choice quiz where girls' hearts will be tested!
If you answer correctly, you can see your special pajamas!
My pajamas?!
Hayashi and Yume's house date!
They are models and gravure singers.
They have been nominated for "Most Beautiful Face in the World" for three years in a row.
On the other hand...
I basically do everything in an "OK" style.
Everything is "OK"?
Yes, everything is "NO" style.
"NO" style?
Yes, "NO" style.
She is a "NO" style character who looks like a comedian!
So...
I know you are in the studio now, but...
We will shoot this at home!
She is the only one who will shoot this at home!
We will go out for a drink.
But we haven't drunk enough yet, so we will go home and drink!
You like bamboo, don't you?
Yes!
Hayashi and Yume's house date!
Let's see...
This is serious!
Is this Yume's room?
I've never seen a mosaic like this...
She's trying her best to make it look like a mosaic.
I can feel her seriousness.
The timing of opening the door is also serious.
I'm sorry for being late.
It's okay, it's okay. Hurry up and go in.
She said I shouldn't be noisy.
It's because you're late.
This is serious!
This is Yume's first time entering her room.
Something smells good.
Your room is surprisingly clean.
What do you mean "surprisingly"? Isn't it rude?
I always watch TV or make calls here.
There are a lot of controllers!
Six of them?!
Do you call a lot of people other than me?
No, it's not like that.
I only use it when I come here once in a while.
Do you want to see the bedroom?
Oh, let's do a room tour.
What was that line just now?
There are some lines you don't need.
This is my bedroom.
I always sleep here.
What's that?
I got this from the game center.
I always sleep like this with this as my pillow.
I want to be a game center crocodile, too!
That's enough of that.
Let's go to the living room and drink again.
I can't accept that.
You didn't laugh at all.
Okay, let's drink again.
Here you go, Chamisul.
Chami... Chamisul?!
You always drink Chamisul at home?!
That's right.
I'll go get a glass, so wait for me.
Here you go.
Okay!
There you go.
This glass looks weird.
Is Yui-chan like this, too?
What are you talking about? Anyway, let's drink.
Cheers!
It's embarrassing.
You're drinking a lot.
Okay, let's open the ninth one.
You're too strong.
She's drunk.
Huh? What's wrong?
Yui-chan, you're really strong.
You might be pretty drunk.
I can't help it.
If you stay here today, you can't go to bed.
Oh, it's a quiz here.
I'm scared.
If you're drunk before Yui-chan, what would you do?
Which one is the answer to grab a woman's heart in the forest?
The more you drink, the more dangerous your life is.
I wasn't afraid of the rocking chair.
I thought you wouldn't drink anymore.
You're like a murderer.
Do you do this often?
If I'm with a nice guy, we do it together.
Do you ask him out?
Yes, we do.
Hayashi's ultimate choice quiz!
Which one do you think is the answer?
A. Betaya and B.
A is impossible.
You can't go home.
That's right.
You said you wouldn't go to bed.
For real information, Yui-chan sleeps on the sofa.
I got it.
Then it's C.
I'll pretend to be cute and sleep on the sofa.
Then I'll change into pajamas and sleep together.
With Ange's advice, Morita chose...
C!
Could it be?
I can't help it.
Why don't you stay the night?
Go to bed.
Tetsuya.
I'm scared!
No, no, no. Wait.
It's annoying if you sleep here.
Don't sleep here. Go home and sleep.
Bye-bye. Good night.
Ange!
You tricked me!
What is Yume's answer?
The answer is...
B!
Hey!
I'm really angry.
I'm angry, too!
Are you sure you don't want to do it again?
No, no, no.
Unfortunately, we couldn't see Morita in his wild pajamas.
But viewers can watch it on YouTube!
From now on, it's Morita vs. Zero One Rock Band Match!
With Morita's specialty of "I can win this!"
They put their own pride on the line and had a fierce battle!
I want to go home!
If the members win, they will receive a reward project!
But if they lose, they will have a bitter taste of tea because they were too naive!
So, the first battle will be...
What will you do?
Momotsuki-san!
Yes.
What is it?
Zero-one ace, Momotsuki Nashiko!
"I can win with this!" means...
It's a riddle solving competition!
A riddle solving competition?
I love riddles. I go there once a week.
That's amazing!
I like it so much that I do three or four riddles a day.
Riddles have their own way of solving them.
They have their own tips, don't they?
They also talk about their experience, so I think I can do it!
Zero-one ace, Momotsuki, will compete against Morita in a riddle solving quiz!
The one who answers first and solves two riddles first wins!
Will they be able to knock Morita down?
Now, let's start the riddle solving quiz!
Here is the first riddle!
That was quick!
She said "whew," and it was pretty obvious.
Here we go!
I think I know what it is.
Oh, I see!
The answer is...
a wink!
Yay!
She has "whew" in her mouth, so it's a wink!
That was pretty quick!
Yeah, it was!
I think I know what it is!
Momotsuki, you answered the first riddle quickly!
Will you be able to solve the riddle in a row and win?
Here is the second riddle!
What does Morita say?
Yes!
Oh, I got it, too!
Well...
Um...
Be quiet!
I...
like money more than people.
Incorrect!
Really?
Incorrect!
Incorrect?
Incorrect!
Yes, Nashiko!
I like money more than candy.
Incorrect!
What do you mean?
"to" becomes "and" and "c" becomes "o"...
Oh, I see!
What about "or" of "money"?
When you say "something" or "something"...
Oh, I see!
Well, Morita...
You win instantly!
Yay!
I didn't feel frustrated at all!
The mystery time battle is won by Momotsuki!
Morita vs. 01 for the sixth match!
The next match is...
I'm sorry, but I have to go now.
Oh, I see!
It weighs 41 kilograms!
What will 01, the queen of seabirds, challenge?
It's arm wrestling.
I won 8 times in arm wrestling competition in 01.
I have big arms, so I can crush anyone.
Ange is confident against Morita.
Let's start the arm wrestling competition between Morita and Ange.
Where did you get this table from?
I don't want to lose to Ange.
Wait for me! You are strong!
I got it!
It's so big!
Are you embarrassed?
I can't lose to a woman and I can't praise Ange.
That's how I feel.
Do your best, Ange!
Are you ready?
I'm serious!
Are you ready?
Start!
She is serious!
Wait for me!
I can't praise you!
Ange won!
Don't come to this show again!
I'm serious!
Morita is surprised by Ange who is more energetic than he imagined.
Ange is serious, too.
At last, Morita won!
So, Ange who lost is...
Drink it!
Drink it! It looks good!
Isn't it too much?
Eat it directly!
I wasn't serious enough.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit!
First one to drink.
Morita vs. 01, sixth match.
Next is...
Yes, it's me today.
Yes, Hayashi-san.
Hayashi-san, you can't read well.
Third one is Hayashi-Yume.
In past episodes, she could fly 100m bungee jump with a smile.
What will she do in this match?
Brain reaction match.
Brain reaction.
You will endure what you have.
Let's get started.
We have a guest.
Please.
Go, go, go!
She is Yonamine-san, Japan's best representative of reaction.
I don't like this person.
Yonamine-san is so good that she is afraid of it.
The one with longer seconds wins.
It's a simple match.
Morita will go first.
Are you ready, Morita-san?
Really?
Wait a minute.
Let's go.
Brain reaction match.
Are you ready?
Start!
Are you okay?
Is this okay?
Your voice is not coming out.
I'm so excited!
I'm so tired!
I feel like I'm going to faint!
Look at her feet and tell me where you're tired.
It hurts! It seriously hurts!
It still hurts!
I'm scared!
Morita's time is...
11 seconds!
But I think I endured it!
I think I endured it!
With Yonamine's massage stick,
11 seconds is a high record!
Next up is Hayashi's challenge!
By the way, Yume, how about you?
I think I endured it for about 15 seconds.
That's strong!
Hayashi's challenge!
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Start!
Wow, it's not even on your face.
Sensei!
Wow!
Sensei!
It hurts!
Sensei!
But...
No way!
Wow!
Sensei, tell me where you're tired!
Tell me where you're tired!
Sensei!
Wow!
But...
Cut it out!
Cut it out, Yume!
It hurts!
Wow!
How many seconds?
Yume's record is...
27.34 seconds!
Wow!
The last time I gave up was...
with my thumb on my head.
Ah, I see.
And you have a bad head?
No, it's hard to say for sure.
It's hard to say for sure.
You're bad.
So, Morita got 11 seconds in vain.
And Hayashi got 27 seconds in vain.
Hayashi won!
Next is...
Yes!
The representative of girls in 01, Mea Shimotsuki.
The game she brought is...
"Half-up and side-jumping game for Hayashi's T-shirt".
What is it?
Actually, I came up with this game.
I used to be an apparel store clerk.
I'm good at folding T-shirts.
And I thought it would be fun, so I added "half-up and side-jumping".
In this original game, Shimotsuki has an overwhelming advantage.
The rule is to fold T-shirts for one minute and do "half-up and side-jumping".
And the one with more T-shirts and "half-up and side- jumping" points will win.
First, Morita will go first.
"Half-up and side-jumping game for Hayashi's T-shirt".
Morita will go first.
Ready...
Start!
Wait a minute!
Before we start folding, we should make some money by "half-up and side-jumping", right?
You did it just now!
You did it!
What about that cleanliness?
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Wait a minute!
Please fold it cleanly!
Morita, you still have 30 seconds!
What?
You still have 30 seconds!
30 seconds!
You still have 30 seconds!
What?
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Fold it cleanly!
Wait a minute!
Is this funny?
Hey!
It's over, but how do you feel?
I'm sorry for "half-up and side-jumping" a lot!
Good job!
Well...
I don't think I have enough calories and laughter.
The members will judge the T-shirts.
Only one T-shirt was folded neatly.
So, Morita's score is 25 points.
What will the game sponsor, Shimotsuki, show us?
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
Yes.
I think it's better to use a tatami mat.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's really beautiful!
Oh, no! I'm getting tired!
30 seconds!
30 seconds?!
Do it properly.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't disturb me!
Make it easy to put it down.
It's beautiful!
5 seconds left!
Oh, but I don't say "half-up and side-jumping" a lot, do I?
I don't think you say it a lot.
Oh!
But it's because you smell it.
Time's up!
Throw it away! Throw it away!
No!
This is...
This is the only one, isn't it?
That's right.
There are five of them.
Is it delicious?
This is wine! This is wine!
No, no, no!
This is wine!
No, no, no!
This is wine!
But it's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
How many pieces are there?
One, two, three, four, five!
Five!
Wow!
Yay!
So,
Here is the result of Mea-chan!
"half-up and side-jumping" 19 times!
T-shirt is worth 10 points!
Mea-chan won with 29 points in total!
Former apparel team's Shimotsuki won brilliantly!
Morita vs. Zero-one, sixth match! Next up is...
Yes!
Yes, Araya-san!
This is her second appearance on the show!
As an actress, she's also active on stage!
The battle I think I can beat Morita-san in is...
The voice volume battle!
Two people who can speak loudly will battle with voice volume adjustments!
The rules are simple! The one with the closest voice to the decibel will win!
So it's not just about being loud!
That's right!
Alright, Morita-san, you're up first!
Why me?!
Alright, I'll announce the topic!
100 decibel train guard!
That's right!
That's pretty big!
Alright, Morita vs. Hime-chan's voice volume battle!
You're up first, Morita-san!
Ready, start!
I want to go home!
Before that, "I want to go home" was really slippery, wasn't it?
It was really slippery!
It was really slippery, wasn't it?
It was really slippery!
You said "omoi no taki", didn't you?
Next up is Araya's challenge!
Alright, Hime-chan's turn!
Go ahead!
Europe!
Huh?!
What did you say?
Europe!
Oh, it's Europe!
I said "Europe" combined with "oronamine c" and "cocaine".
You said some really bad words!
Alright, Morita's decibel is...
108.5 decibel!
Wow!
That's pretty good!
That's really amazing!
Could Araya really get closer to 100 decibel than Morita?!
I think it's low.
The current decibel is...
101.3 decibel!
Araya and Moroko win!
Morita vs. Zero One's sixth match!
Who will be the decider?!
Who?!
Oh, it's Naomi!
It's me!
Serious Naomi!
What will Zero One's sexy assistant set up?!
Let's shake hands!
Why do you think you can win?!
Since you're weak against Naomi, you can do body touches.
I think that's one of my strengths.
Well, yeah...
But accidents can also happen.
That's right!
When we shake hands, it's always like this.
No, no, no!
Majima fights against sexy assistant!
Will Morita calm Majima down and let him win?!
I want to be praised!
"Zero One Familia" is now on YouTube!
Zero One TV!
Other videos introduced in this show are also full of hot content!
For more information, check out the show's web page!
A match between Morita and Majima!
The match will be...
As a strategy, we'll do this.
And when we do this, we'll do this.
That's your strategy?
Yes, that's my strategy.
Shouldn't you plan ahead?
That's my strategy.
And then we'll hug and end it.
With that...
Morita vs Naomi's handshake challenge!
Wait a minute! Are you sure you're only looking at my chest?!
I can only look at your chest!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
That's pretty strong!
Huh? What?
- Wow! - This is it!
- Let's dance! - Yeah!
- We've come a long way! - Yeah!
- Yes! We've come a long way here! - Yeah!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
For Majima, who has lost, she will drink bitter tea!
- Wow! - Wow! Bitter tea!
- Wow! - Wow! Nice!
- My mouth is shaking. - Your mouth...
- Is it that bitter? - Yeah!
- I can't say it out loud. It's bitter.
- It's like... - Yeah!
- It's like "gokkun". - Wow!
- I'm sorry! Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you! I'm sorry! - Thank you!